51 more reasons…… why it’s great to be a woman

While thinking of it……I realised, everyday is a Women‘s Day! It’s a fact. …..and to add weight to my this statement, I have some more reasons (apart from the obvious ones): 🙂

  1. Working / Earning is not mandatory.
  2. We always get place to sit when using public transport.
  3. We don’t have to stand on the queue to get tickets.
  4. We don’t have to worry about the purse when we shop with men
  5. We can marry rich and then not have to work
  6. Men take us on all expense paid trips
  7. Easy to get a ride
  8. Men hold the door open for us
  9. Jewels look good on us
  10. We’re better manipulators
  11. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves – you guys get the couch
  12. We don’t worry about receding hairline.
  13. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals (sometimes without even saying a word!)
  14. Even strangers show care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves
  15. We can cry in public. Men can’t
  16. We don’t have to worry if we lose the fight
  17. Sweat is sexy on us
  18. We get candies, flowers and jewellery all the time because men screw up so often
  19. Women are cleaner
  20. We’re more flexible – physically
  21. When women get upset, we don’t destroy property or hurt people – we just take it out on the world in general because we can
  22. It’s easy for us to make friends
  23. We can do makeup anywhere
  24. If we do heavy purchase we don’t have to carry those things. Men are there
  25. We have a higher tolerance to pain
  26. Most women actually look good in short shorts – men DON’T.
  27. Women who don’t wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it’s rather disgusting
  28. We have mastered civilized eating – we don’t embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public
  29. We don’t have excessive amounts of body hair
  30. We don’t spend 45 minutes in the toilet
  31. We are always smart
  32. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
  33. We don’t have to lie to boast ourselves better
  34. Women sweat less
  35. Women smell better
  36. We can be late to office
  37. We don’t get embarrassed when buying tampons
  38. We have better fashion sense
  39. We’re better shoppers
  40. We don’t have to make fools of ourselves to impress a man
  41. Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)
  42. We don’t have to drive when on a date
  43. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable – ugly men are just ugly
  44. Women look better naked
  45. We know that rhythm doesn’t only pertain to dancing
  46. When women are short, we’re petite.  When men are short, they’re just short
  47. There are many hands to lift us when we slip on the ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own
  48. And we don’t have to feel shy about falling down
  49. Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep, ok, then – bye”
  50. Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood
  51. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves 

To my male readers: No hard feelings guys! Just having fun with this one! 🙂 


5 Responses

  1. There are some men who, in a spirit of arrogance, think they are superior to women. They do not seem to realize that they would not exist but for the mother who gave them birth. When they assert their superiority they demean her.