51 more reasons…… why it’s great to be a woman
While thinking of it……I realised, everyday is a Women‘s Day! It’s a fact. …..and to add weight to my this statement, I have some more reasons (apart from the obvious ones): 🙂
- Working / Earning is not mandatory.
- We always get place to sit when using public transport.
- We don’t have to stand on the queue to get tickets.
- We don’t have to worry about the purse when we shop with men
- We can marry rich and then not have to work
- Men take us on all expense paid trips
- Easy to get a ride
- Men hold the door open for us
- Jewels look good on us
- We’re better manipulators
- We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves – you guys get the couch
- We don’t worry about receding hairline.
- We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals (sometimes without even saying a word!)
- Even strangers show care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves
- We can cry in public. Men can’t
- We don’t have to worry if we lose the fight
- Sweat is sexy on us
- We get candies, flowers and jewellery all the time because men screw up so often
- Women are cleaner
- We’re more flexible – physically
- When women get upset, we don’t destroy property or hurt people – we just take it out on the world in general because we can
- It’s easy for us to make friends
- We can do makeup anywhere
- If we do heavy purchase we don’t have to carry those things. Men are there
- We have a higher tolerance to pain
- Most women actually look good in short shorts – men DON’T.
- Women who don’t wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it’s rather disgusting
- We have mastered civilized eating – we don’t embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public
- We don’t have excessive amounts of body hair
- We don’t spend 45 minutes in the toilet
- We are always smart
- We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
- We don’t have to lie to boast ourselves better
- Women sweat less
- Women smell better
- We can be late to office
- We don’t get embarrassed when buying tampons
- We have better fashion sense
- We’re better shoppers
- We don’t have to make fools of ourselves to impress a man
- Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)
- We don’t have to drive when on a date
- An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable – ugly men are just ugly
- Women look better naked
- We know that rhythm doesn’t only pertain to dancing
- When women are short, we’re petite. When men are short, they’re just short
- There are many hands to lift us when we slip on the ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own
- And we don’t have to feel shy about falling down
- Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep, ok, then – bye”
- Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood
- The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
To my male readers: No hard feelings guys! Just having fun with this one! 🙂